“I would not rape you. You don’t merit that. Stay here to hear this!”
Jair Bolsonaro (1955) Brazilian president elect
To federal deputy Maria do Rosário at the Chamber of Deputies on 9 December 2014. The Most Misogynistic, Hateful Elected Official in the Democacratic World: Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro https://theintercept.com/2014/12/11/misogynistic-hateful-elected-official-democacratic-world-brazils-jair-bolsonaro/. The Intercept (11 December 2014).
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
“I am Yali, and I would like to welcome you to Heaven. I hope you will enjoy your stay.”
Larry Niven book Dream Park
He laughed heartily, as at a private joke. “Yes, I most certainly hope you do. After all, some of you may stay forever. It is a nice place, actually, one of those infinitely rare situations where one is rewarded commensurately to one’s efforts. Surely that is Heaven by any man’s definition?”
Source: Dream Park (1981), Chapter 19, “Neck Riddles” (p. 258)
“Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard?”
Gavin Free (1988) English filmmaker
"RT Podcast: Ep. 240" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJfRkg2dfQ. youtube.com. October 22, 2013. Retrieved May 20, 2022.
“If dogs could fly, nobody would go out without an umbrella.”
Stephen King (1947) American author
Stephen King (StephenKing) 4 sept 2017 18:28 Tweet https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/904878959766245377
Jack LaLanne (1914–2011) American exercise instructor
In "Live Young Forever: 12 Steps to Optimum Health, Fitness and Longevity", p. 10
“Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.”
Anne Rice book Memnoch the Devil
Source: Memnoch the Devil
John Muir (1838–1914) Scottish-born American naturalist and author
page 439 <br class="br">Last line of the documentary film " John Muir in the New World http://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/episodes/john-muir-in-the-new-world/watch-the-full-documentary-film/1823/" (American Masters), produced, directed, and written by Catherine Tatge. <br class="br">John of the Mountains, 1938 <br class="br">Source: John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of John Muir
“I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone.”
Antonio Porchia (1885–1968) Italian Argentinian poet
Iría al paraíso, pero con mi infierno; solo, no.
Voces (1943)
