“The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.”
Wilson Mizner (1876–1933) American writer
Wisecracks
Attribution debunked in Langworth's Churchill by Himself. First known appearance is in a 1992 usenet post https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=rec.arts.comics.misc/EMj3ZowKq1U/E0dsEBwdZEgJ. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Source: Google books link https://books.google.com/books?id=vbsU21fEhLAC&q=average+voter#v=snippet&q=average%20voter&f=false
“The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.”
Wilson Mizner (1876–1933) American writer
Wisecracks
Narendra Modi (1950) Prime Minister of India
2014, "Election results 2014 LIVE: Vadodara goes wild as hero Modi arrives", 2014
“The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.”
John F. Kennedy (1917–1963) 35th president of the United States of America
Michael Malice (1976) American writer
Tweeted on June 20, 2020 https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1274452143886553091, repeated subsequently.
Samuel Beckett (1906–1989) Irish novelist, playwright, and poet
Tom F. Driver, "Beckett by the Madeleine" (1961), Columbia University Forum 4 (Summer 1961): 21-25; it later appeared in Stanley A. Clayes, ed., Drama and Discussion (1967), pp. 604-7, as quoted in "Rick On Theater" 25 January 2018 http://rickontheater.blogspot.com/2018/01/beckett-by-madeleine.html.
Geoffrey Blainey (1930) Australian historian
"The Infantile Custom of Compulsory Voting," The Australian (February 21, 1990)
“That maxim, it’s not an argument against atheism—it’s an argument against foxholes.”
James K. Morrow book Towing Jehovah
Source: Towing Jehovah (1994), Chapter 8, “Famine” (p. 213)