“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.”

“If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.”

“Call your mother . It seems every time we talk she tells people I'm in appropriate with you. I don't want to make matters worse for you or myself.”

“On the street. I was talking to you and you found something better to do. ~ "Carlos (Don't Let It Go To Your Head)”

“Don't write when you can talk; don't talk when you can nod your head.”

“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular…. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.”

“You wanted to kill your father in order to be your father yourself. Now you are your father, but a dead father.”

“I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let her have her way on this one”

“You don't want him for a reason. You want him because he's your father.”