“How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.”

“Man makes plans… and God laughs.”

“If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.”

“People plan, God laughs.”

“The composer makes plans, music laughs.”

“When you live in alignment you stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big God is.”

“I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.”

“I don't think there's necessarily a story, but there's definitely a theme here. One of my favorite kind of dark jokes is, "How do you make God laugh? You make a plan." Nobody ever makes a plan that they're gonna go out and get hit by a car. A plan almost always has a happy ending. Essentially, every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time. I really like the idea of a plan not being seen as having definite outcomes, but more like little wishes.”

“He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh.”