Susan Elizabeth Phillips cytaty

„(…) jestem sprawna na ciele i, w miarę, na umyśle (…) i sama dam sobie radę. Być może nie zawsze z klasą, ale sobie radzę i tak będzie dalej. Nie potrzebuję bohatera.”

„Próżność to nie wada, tylko powołanie.”

„Czasami bardzo potrzebujesz przyjaciela, ale nikogo nie ma w pobliżu.”

„Umiem pływać kajakiem. Na ostatnim obozie byłam odpowiedzialna za wycieczki kajakowe dla sześciolatków.
– Wszyscy przeżyli?”

„Małżeństwo zmusza wszystkich do kompromisu.”

„Jeśli gdzieś są drzwi, to jest i próg. Nawet igloo ma próg.”

„Kiedy coś jest słuszne, nie ma się czego wstydzić.”

“I don't love you anymore", she whispered. "I don't love you at all." His throat closed. "It's all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.”

“Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.”

“I married a damned cereal killer”

“When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.”

“Anything worth having is worth fighting for.”

“I take thee… to be my awful wedded husband”

“I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)

I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)”

“I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.”

“What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?”

“sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character…

-annabelle granger”

“If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.”

“This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
“Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.”

“Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce."

She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away.

"I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.”

“You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”

“Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself”

“She glared at him. "You're doing it again."
"What?"
"That thing that irritates me."
"Smiling?"
"Yes. That.”

“Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.”

“Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”

“I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.

-Bobby Tom”

“It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.”

“She (Daisy) dug her nails into her palms and told herself she had no choice. "I, Theodosia…" She gulped for air. "… take thee Alexander…" She gulped again. "… to be my awful wedded husband…”

“Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.”

“She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.”

“So, Beav, tell me about yourself."
"I'm Blue."
"Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either."
"My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.”

“You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”
“That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie can get me going.”
“Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.”

“We’re only human.”
“One of us, anyway. The other’s a reptile.”
“Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh.”

“Are you demented, you stupid badger? Is that your problem? Or are you just an idiot?"
"As to that, I… Did you just call me a badger?"
"A bastard. I called you a bastard.”

“Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.”

“Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!”