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“Since the unfortunate victims pay for the pleasure themselves these are HIGH CRIMES that will go UNPUNISHED because they are self-inflicted.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, HATING ONESELF

“I am secretly a costume drama queen. Oo, I love me some Merchant Ivory films! I do! If there is a petticoat and Helena Bonham Carter, already I can feel the tears well up in my eyes. I love me some period films! And I know that I will never be in them. I will never be in any of these movies, unless I am laying down on my side smoking some opium. And I get offered movie roles all the time, but I say, "No! No! I don't want to play a manicurist. I don't want to play a really pissed-off liquor store owner. I don't want to go nowhere with a chicken under my arm. I don't want to play an exceptionally good student, I do not want to get off a tour bus and take numerous photographs, I do not ever want to utter the phrase, 'Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond'! I don't want to write down all my memoirs about being a geisha!"”

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What it is, is that I cannot run up a wall!!
From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“If we don't talk about this epidemic we are going to die.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, SPEAKING UP

“It is a good life, if I watch myself. Kind of like when I used to diet, but now instead of limiting calories, I will not allow negative self-talk. I cut out insults like I cut out carbs and it is hard as hell because I crave self-abuse like hot, fresh sourdough bread, but you know you have to be nice to you if you are going to live together.”

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From Her Weblog

“I love Karl Lagerfeld, and they [PETA] hate him because he showed fur in his collection, and they protested his fashion show. People were chanting outside, "KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER! KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER!" And I thought, "Wouldn't it be fabulous if Karl Lagerfeld actually was a murderer?" Like, what if he just fuckin' lost it one day… backstage at a show in Milan… and bludgeoned Elsa Klensch to death with a platform shoe. "I HATE THAT BLOUSE!"”

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From Her Tours and CDs, I'm The One That I Want Tour

“I gave a LOT of unnecessary head. And I know that guys are going to argue with me about this. "Oh, Margaret, there's no such thing as unnecessary head! All head is necessary! All head is wanted and needed in the world. I run a home for unnecessary head."”

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From Her Tours and CDs, I'm The One That I Want Tour

“I have never had any desire to play a maid, a liquor store owner kicking a black person out of my store, a rude and harried waitress, a worldly-wise acupuncturist, an early-rising, loose black cotton pants wearing elderly woman practicing tai chi in the park, a manicurist, a prostitute, a student in an English as a Second Language course, a purveyor of exotic mushrooms and ginseng, an exchange student, a newscaster covering gang warfare in Chinatown, a woman drowning my newborn baby in a bowl, a daughter crying with my mom over our constant battle between East and West yet finally coming together over a particularly intense game of mahjong…a young girl being raped and killed by GIs in the Killing Fields, a woman balancing a basket of any kind on my head…committing suicide because my white lover did not come back to Japan after the war, or having him come back for me and fooling him successfully for years and years thinking I am a woman when really I'm a dude, as if my race castrates me so much this deception is completely feasible…”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, PIGEONHOLING PEOPLE

“Yet the powers that be haven't quite considered the strength of our sheer numbers.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, ACTIVISM

“The military posts vengeance on their websites, and seeks publicity for their displays of inhumanity.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, WAR

“They (the government) are unfazed by any amount of travesty, loss, tragedy, death, and destruction.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, WAR

“As you read their names, imagine who they loved, who loved them, and those those left behind cope now without them. They're never coming home. Never.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, DEATH

“I actually adore that kind of hate mail, because if all you have to fight me with is prejudice then I have already won the battle, and eventually I'm gonna win this war. I wrote about hate mail on my website, and posted all that I had received, along with the names and e-mail addresses of the guilty…(this) actually prompted an incredible number of the haters to recant and apologize.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, RACISM AND CIVIL RIGHTS

“We are a nation divided which is obvious. The problem is, the division is keeping this monarchy in place.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, ACTIVISM

“When your young and hungry and nobody's ever really accepted you because of your color and class, the hurt of your own family having cast you out in the first place still inside you somewhere, you dance hard because there is no other way to live, and when opportunity knocks its more of an abduction than a housecall.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS

“The Pope was so sick he couldn't even come to the window, he was so sick all he could manage is a "BLAAARGH (vomiting)". But even that "blargh" was anti-gay.”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Assassin CD

“All of them who need to tell ladies to stop talking about sports and stay on the sidelines, because we are baby-making machines.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, FEMINISM

“I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I just went, "*cough, cough, cough* You wanna egg rorr?"”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“Although it might be that we can't expect change overnight, there was really a rapid shift in the way we view politics.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, ACTIVISM

“The majority should not be allowed to rule simply because its the majority. The majority is responsible for slavery, segregation, lynching, denying women and minorities the vote, Japanese internment and a million other injustices and inhumanities.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, RACISM AND CIVIL RIGHTS

“I vowed to myself if I ever go to one of these award shows I'm gonna wear some kind of a bird. So I went to the Grammys last years I had a dress made out of peacock feathers. And I didn't win a Grammy, was named worst dressed. And that's impressive, because if you win a Grammy you had to just beat out what, three, four people? But if you're worst dressed you beat fifteen thousand people! I beat Mary J. Blige! I beat Lil' Kim!”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Assassin CD

“It was not our right to have become the world's bully and start this war in the first place.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, WAR

“Why is this all so hard? Why do these old men need it so hard?”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, WAR

“I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS- you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“[on reacting to racism] I don't wanna be the better person. I don't wanna rise above it. I do wanna sink down to their level. I am not gonna turn the other cheek. "I'mma gonna show you what cheek I'mma turn, OK!"”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“We are supposed to be ruled by ourselves, but I have yet to see any evidence of it in our lifetime.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, ACTIVISM

“This is a very strange time we're living in, and I would feel a little bit better if George W. Bush could say the word "nuclear" correctly. You would have thought somebody would have said something by now. At the very least, Condi would have got up in his face, "Foo', it's NU-CLE-AR! Imma have'ta write it down fo'ya!…I'm makin' flash cards for the President. This is…[shaking her head] mm-mmmm."”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“I get nervous when people say to me, "I just can't tell any of you Asians apart!" Um, why do you have to tell us apart? Are we gonna be separated for some reason? I can't tell us apart! I was not born with a chip in my neck that would automatically identify every Asiatic person that I would come across. "beebeebeebeebeep Filipino."”

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From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

“Its unacceptable to me, both as an American and as a human being.”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, NATIONALISM

“I see evidence of my own racist brainwashing when exploring the landscape of current foreign policy.”

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about North Korea
From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, MENTAL COLONIZATION

“Haven't we heard enough from these ancient white guys? There is this silent agreement that everyone everywhere has made regarding old white men. They are the bottom line, the last word, no matter what. The saying "It's not over 'til the fat lady sings is erroneous, because women who are fat are never listened to."”

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From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, INVISIBILITY

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