“It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it.”
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"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that don't mean anything. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=embrace <br class="br">The Best Page in the Universe
Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit <br class="br">The Best Page in the Universe
Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add <br class="br">The Best Page in the Universe
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“If trashy television was a video game, The Jenny Jones show would be the final boss.”
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“Elizabeth Duke is possibly the only person on the FBI list wanted for communism.”
What a bitch! Duke was a member of the extremist group, May 19th Communist Organization, whose objective was the violent overthrow of the US. The group was largely active from 1978 to 1985, at which time they got busted and thrown in jail where their new objective became to prevent any violent uprisings in their ass. She's the only one still around. It's not really a group anymore if it's just you, dipshit! America wins."
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