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Karl Pilkington – brytyjski satyryk, prezenter radiowy i telewizyjny, a także aktor niezawodowy i autor literatury humorystycznej, którą samodzielnie ilustruje.

Pilkington zyskał lokalną rozpoznawalność w Wielkiej Brytanii jako realizator satyrycznej audycji radiowej The Ricky Gervais Show w londyńskiej stacji XFM. Światową popularność przyniósł mu udział w podcastach, będących kontynuacją tej audycji. Do 2011 r. The Ricky Gervais Show był najczęściej pobieranym podcastem na świecie, a w 2010 r. został zaadaptowany jako serial animowany przez amerykańską telewizję HBO.

Treść audycji i podcastów wypełniały głównie absurdalne i ignoranckie spostrzeżenia na rozliczne tematy, wygłaszane przez nieposiadającego podstawowego wykształcenia Pilkingtona, a także nietypowe historie z jego życia, choć początkowo jego rola ograniczała się tylko do technicznej realizacji emitowanego na żywo programu.

Pilkington był także prowadzącym emitowanego od września 2010 telewizyjnego programu podróżniczego Idiota za granicą . Wyprodukowano 3 serie , w których Pilkington odwiedza nowe siedem cudów świata oraz piramidy w Gizie, wyrusza w podróż w poszukiwaniu przygód , a także przemierza, wraz z Warwickiem Davisem, jedwabny szlak. Czwarta seria, zatytułowana The Moaning of Life i realizowana już bez udziału Gervaisa i Merchanta, została wyemitowana w 2013 r.

Jako aktor Pilkington wystąpił w drugoplanowej roli w sitcomie Derek . Odtwarzał postać Dougie'ego - dozorcy w domu spokojnej starości. Do tego Pilkington ma na koncie role epizodyczne w serialu Statyści i filmach Cemetery Junction oraz Chingari, w którym wystąpił przy okazji podróży do Indii w ramach Idioty za granicą.

Karl Pilkington wydał 6 książek z gatunku literatury humorystycznej. Twórczość pisana Pilkingtona obejmuje m.in. pamiętniki, wiersze, dzienniki podróży i eseje, często ilustrowane przez samego autora. W języku polskim ukazały się dwie pozycje - Idiota za granicą oraz Dalsze przygody idioty za granicą - dokumentujące podróże odbyte przez Pilkingtona w ramach prowadzonego przezeń programu telewizyjnego. Wikipedia  

✵ 23. Wrzesień 1972
Karl Pilkington Fotografia
Karl Pilkington: 160 cytatów0 Polubień

Karl Pilkington: Cytaty po angielsku

“It's not going to change the world. But neither did the egg-cup.”

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An Idiot Abroad - series 2 (mount Fuji) - Karl talking about his 'PilkoPant' invention.
On Technology

“That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.”

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Podcast
On Aesop's Fables

“I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open early which I never understood, it was about eight o'clock in the morning. Who needs butt plugs then?”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 2
On Sex

“From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!”

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Xfm 15 December 2001
On Stephen Merchant

“On seeing an ultrasound picture- It was an awkward situation because she was happy with it. I was like 'Oh God'. It was an odd looking thing. I couldn't say 'Oh, it looks like you' because that would be a dis.”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Medicine

“(on cockroaches living without a head for a week) Why, when it was invented, has it got that facility?”

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Xfm 18 January 2003
On Nature

“This isn't Amazon where you can go "I'm not happy with the product" and pop it back in the post. Thats it, you've got it”

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The Moaning of Life, Karl on Kids

“Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.”

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3 Minute Wonder, Episode 2
On Travel

“If there's one thing we haven't cracked yet in human civilsation, we've never been able to make a good wig. I wouldn't want a wig on me.”

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The Moaning of Life, General Quotes

“Fella comes walking toward me. Only got no pants on. So I said, ‘Suzanne, what's going on?”

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Xfm 12 October 2002
On Nudity

“On the possibility of meeting Warwick Davis- The first time I see him, I'd be a little like, what should I say, what shouldn't I say? Whereas once you get to know him I'm sure he'd be a lovely little fella.”

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Podcast Series 3 Episode 6
On Little People

“Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 3
On Monkeys

“Karl's diary - Woke up at 9.55am. Soon as I woke up, I looked at Suzanne and she looked at me. I said, Did I tell you about the immune system? Suzanne starting laughing, I said it's amazing. She said, Not now.”

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Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Biology

“So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 1
On Monkeys

“The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.”

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Xfm 07 December 2002
On The Elephant Man

“Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.”

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Podcast Series 3 Episode 5
On Food

“Talking about being in heaven- It's not fair though because all them lot have been up there ages with like a chance to get a bit of sun on the body and that so they'll look alright. I'll be wandering about with underpant marks and stuff.”

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Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Nudity

“It's just easier to put stuff off once we've got this calendar, whereas if we didnt have a date you'd have to do everythin' straight away”

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The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Calendars

“(On fun-sized chocolates) I don't know why they're called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off”

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Happyslapped by a Jellyfish
On Little People

“You won't get anything done by planning.”

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The Podfather Trilogy , Episode 3: Christmas
On Life

“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. - Karl interprets the phrase Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 6
On Sayings

“As long as you're rememberin' baby Jesus, does it matter when you're rememberin' 'im[Karl on how he hates Christmas being the same date each year]”

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The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Christmas

“The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.”

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Xfm 21 June 2003
On Stephen Merchant

“I wouldn't put a date on that pancake day anyway, just av 'em when you want, have it when you want. There's no big deal. You've got to make 'em yourself, it's not like some place is openin' to do it. Have em when you want. I don't know why that's got a special day on it, sick-of-it”

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The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Calendars

“My brain's just full of passwords”

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The Moaning of Life, General Quotes

“At some point, somethin has had it away with a leaf [Karl's explanation of an insect which has evolved to look like a leaf to protect itself from predators]”

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Podcast Series 3 Episode 3
On Biology

“I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.”

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3 Minute Wonder, Episode 2
On Travel