Jack Handey cytaty

Jack Handey – amerykański pisarz i komik.

✵ 25. Luty 1949
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Jack Handey cytaty

Jack Handey: Cytaty po angielsku

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.”

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6

“IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”

Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993), Hachette Books, ISBN 1-56282-840-1

“Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself.”

Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993)
Kontekst: Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6