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„W dzisiejszej dobie, gdyby ktoś wypadł przez okno, zadzwoniłby do adwokata, zanim zdążyłby dolecieć na dół.”

„Może inni nie widzą słońca, jeune homme. Ale ja jestem wizjonerem.”

„A rankiem się przejaśni, jak mówi pan od pogody w telewizji. Niestety, niektórzy meteorolodzy zawsze się mylą.”

„Pozostali patrzą w górę i w dół, w lewo i w prawo. Ale tacy jak my są inni. Jesteśmy wizjonerami.”

„Wściekłość jest wrogiem skuteczności.”

„Człowiek wie, że ma kłopoty, gdy własna wyobraźnia zaczyna mu wymierzać zbyt surowe kary.”

“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”

“Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

"Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.”

“(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.”

“If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.”

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.”

“I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!”

“Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”

“Holly: Stay back human. You don't know what you're dealing with.”

“Knock yourself out… Or rather, don't.”

“Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?"
Orion: "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.”

“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.”

“Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.”

“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”

“I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word."

"Oxygen deprivation," said Foaly. "Or maybe it's just him.”

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”

“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”

“I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.”

“A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?”

“My bugs don't have bugs.”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.
Opal tapped this into her notepad.
Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?”