“It is not enough to be nice; you have to be good. We are attracted by nice people; but only on the assumption that their niceness is a sign of goodness.”

“It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.”

“This is what happens when nice people are pushed too far. We give too many chances, and so when we've finally had enough, we are well and truly done. When a nice person shuts a door on you, it's shut for good.”

“You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, You're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the witch. You're the world.”

“Nice is different than good.”

“Nice people with common sense do not make interesting characters. They only make good former spouses.”

“I have a nice home, the office is close by, and the pay is good.”

“Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you have children that you realise you’re not a nice person at all, but generally a selfish bully.”

“Sure, some people are nice. Real nice. Nice like carpets so you can walk all over them.”

“That’s a nice little flip camera you got there? They’re good those.”