“It's not lying when you do it to officers!”
Source: Monstrous Regiment
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“Truth consists not in never lying but in knowing when to lie and when not to do so.”
Falsehood, i
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part XIX - Truth and Convenience
As quoted in Exclusive: Dennis Nilsen: My Prison Life of Drink and Drugs http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/exclusive-dennis-nilsen-prison-life-555104, Mirror.co.uk (27 August, 2005)

Source: "When You Live Next to an Autocracy" in The Atlantic https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2020/12/china-democracy-mongolia/617391/ (15 December 2020)

“How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.”
Source: Succubus Blues

“No more lying friends wanting tragic ends,
Though they do pretend,
They won't go when I go.”
They Won't Go When I Go
Song lyrics, Fulfillingness' First Finale (1974)

“Just so you know, when they say "Once upon
a time”… they’re lying”
Source: Between the Lines