“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

“Er, will your grandmother tell that fib for you?”
“I guess so. Yes, I'm sure she will. She says people have to tell little white fibs or else people couldn’t stand each other. But she says fibs were meant to be used, not abused.”

“Tell me what you listen to, and I'll tell you who you are.”

“Tell me how you read and I'll tell you who you are.”

“You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.”

“I'll be anything you want, just tell me what you want and I'll be that.”

“Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are.”

“If you tell me how you get your feeling of importance, I'll tell you what you are.”

“Women. You tell me they're not all witches, and I'll tell you you haven't been paying attention.”

“I'll do it because I want to but not because you tell me to!”