“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer Simpson”

“There's some illogical part of me that still believes if you want Superman to show up, first there's got to be someone worth saving.”

“I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man / just a mortal with potential of a superman / I'm living on.”

“Jesus as protagonist in the Gospels is good because, like Superman, he’s been sent from another dimension; like Superman, he’s decided to dedicate himself to saving humanity; and, like Superman, he’s got special powers: heal the sick, walk on water, food multiplication. His vulnerability is that he is part man and as such can be speared, mocked, nailed up, and, at least carnally, sacrificed.”

“You're driving me NORMAL!”

“Religious man was born to be saved, psychological man is born to be pleased.”

“I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.”

“Save me, holy mother, please save me,
I got a heart of gold…
And for your love I'd go hungry and thirsty.
I need a saviour and you're the one…
I throw myself into the arms of mercy,
There's still hope for the runaway son!”

“Stomp A Man Of Any complexion with a devilish nature, 'cause i'm tryin' to save the earth, but you're just gettin' in line to rape her”

“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.”