“The current way that people make their relationship last is by adopting dysfunction and adapting to dysfunction.”

“It is tempting to think that the majority of relationships are functional and that dysfunctional relationships are the rarity. But the reverse is actually true. Most relationships between people on earth today fall somewhere on the scale of dysfunction.”

“These dysfunctionals make him aware of how functional he is.”

“Having dysfunction within you does not make you bad. It makes you a byproduct of your environment. It makes you a person full of adaptations, some of which do more harm than good… just like the rest of us.”

“He said he did not believe the Home Office was "intrinsically dysfunctional… but I do believe from time to time it is dysfunctional in the sense it doesn't work."”

“He makes his own paint and does not suffer from any erectile dysfunction or infection.”

“Most writers, in my opinion, are dysfunctional derelicts.”

“Many people have decided on a subconscious level that someone only loves them if they support their dysfunction.”

“Communication is a sign of dysfunction. It means people aren’t working together in a close, organic way. We should be trying to figure out ways for teams to communicate less with each other, not more.”

“Warring partisan tribes now define a dysfunctional system...”