“You may all go to pot.”

“That's all. Thank you. You may go.”

“When you stay too long in the same place, things and people go to pot on you, they rot and start stinking for your special benefit.”

“Better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, a potting shed, a wall where peaches ripen, than to burn like meteor and leave no dust.”

“Pot is a better drug than alcohol. Fact! … I'll prove it to you. If you're at a ball game or a concert and someone's really violent and aggressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot? [The crowd answers "Drunk."] Wow! We all know the truth.”

“Whereat some one of the loquacious Lot —
I think a Sufi pipkin-waxing hot —
"All this of Pot and Potter — Tell me then,
Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?"”

“It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished.
Mrs. Miracle”

“Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.”

“You can't have been here that long—you haven't got a pot belly.”

“Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something
clever, like try to escape from the pot.”