“When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would … and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.”

—  Emo Philips

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)

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