“I never lie, even to this day. Not even a little. Unless you count playing pranks on people, which I don't. That's comedy. Entertainment doesn't count. A joke is different from a lie, even if the difference is kind of subtle.”

Source: iWoz (2006), p. 12

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American inventor, computer engineer and programmer 1950

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