“What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 7

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