““Murder, I’m afraid, if someone does not intervene.”
He laughed. “Oh, you women are so melodramatic. Do no expect me to catch you when you faint.”
“I would rather hit the ground. Good day, sir.””
Source: Shades of Milk and Honey (2010), Chapter 24 (p. 268)
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