“I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
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“Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
You will not die, it’s not poison”
Song lyrics, Highway 61 Revisited (1965), Tombstone Blues

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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
General sources
Variant: It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. This is in fact true. It's called living.
Source: The Last Continent