“The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Autobiographical Dictation (1906)
Princess Ida (1884)
“The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Autobiographical Dictation (1906)
Ben Stein (1944) actor, writer, commentator, lawyer, teacher, humorist
YouTube -- Ben Stein discusses the "Expelled" documentary, Fox News: Intelligent Journey -- Stein's New Documentary, 14 April 2008, 2008-04-23 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ck3AgSAXIgo,
“You are either the man in the white coat or you are the monkey. Susan sees herself as the monkey.”
Lisa Mason book Summer of Love
Source: Summer of Love (1994), Chapter 4 “Foxy Lady” (p. 82)
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
Stephen Jay Gould book Leonardo's Mountain of Clams and the Diet of Worms
Source: Leonardo's Mountain of Clams and the Diet of Worms (1998) Triumph of the Root-Heads, p. 355
“Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.”
Buster Keaton (1895–1966) American actor and filmmaker
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
Robert Benchley (1889–1945) American comedian
Source: "Quick Quotations" in My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew (1936)
Context: The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense if quoted as it stands.
Ernst Mayr (1904–2005) German-American Evolutionary Biologist
First response to the following remark by EDGE: It seems to me that Darwin is much better known in England than in the United States. Books about Darwin sell well and people debate the subjects. Here in America what passes for intellectual life doesn't necessarily include reading and having an appreciation of Darwin.
What evolution is: Talk with Ernst Mayr (2001)