“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”
Billy Wilder (1906–2002) American filmmaker
New York Magazine http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/63419/ (2010-01-31) <br class="br">2010&ndash;present
“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”
Billy Wilder (1906–2002) American filmmaker
Herm Edwards (1954) American football player, coach and analyst
Edwards in a press conference after losing six consecutive games. <br class="br">With Kansas City <br class="br">Source: December 13, 2007, http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/12/11/herm_edwards_press_conference__1211/, Kansas City Chiefs - Herm Edwards Press Conference - 12/11, 13 December 2007 http://web.archive.org/web/20071213163651/http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/12/11/herm_edwards_press_conference__1211/,
Harlan Ellison (1934–2018) American writer
Autograph profile (2010)
Context: I go to bed angry every night, I wake up angry every morning. There are certain injustices in this life you’ve got to do something about. You can’t just say that you can’t fight it, or it’s too much trouble, or that you don’t have the time or the effort, or that you can’t win. Forget all that. Fight them all! I fight them all because you never know which one is the big one. You never know which you give up and then it will come back and bite you in the ass. You never look away from a mountain lion, you lock eyes and you don’t let him get behind you.
“You really can’t choose the people you’re going to like.”
Lisa Goldstein book A Mask for the General
Source: A Mask for the General (1987), Chapter 11 (p. 191)
Shepard Smith (1964) television news anchor from the United States
As quoted in "After Ottawa Shootings, Shep Smith Urges Public Not To 'Give In' To Panic" https://web.archive.org/web/20141028004609/http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/shepard-smith-ottawa-shooting_n_6035208.html (October 23, 2014), by Avery Stone, The Huffington Post, The Huffington Post, Inc. <br class="br">2010s