“I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.”

—  George Gordon Byron

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English poet and a leading figure in the Romantic movement 1788–1824

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