“Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
“All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.”
"The Knock at the Stage Door" in Reader's Digest (December 1933); also in A Dictionary of Catch Phrases : British and American, from the Sixteenth Century to the Present Day (1986) http://books.google.com.br/books?id=Nm3jbg0JalMC&pg=PA24&dq=All+the+things+I+really+like+to+do+are+either+illegal,+immoral,+or+fattening by Eric Partridge and Paul Beale, ISBN 041505916X, ISBN 9780415059169 .
“The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.”
“To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.”
Source: The Mortdecai Trilogy, Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972), Ch. 14.
“Immoral and criminal is everything that stands in its way.”
Catechism of a Revolutionary (1869)
Context: The revolutionary despises public opinion. He despises and hates the existing social morality in all its manifestations. For him, morality is everything which contributes to the triumph of the revolution. Immoral and criminal is everything that stands in its way.
