“Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)”

“There's nothing like a mission to save the world to liven up a vacation.”

“Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory" Saint Dane”

“Courtney came over to me and touched my cheek. I winced. It hurt.
You look like hell," Courtney said.
I shrugged.
She looked at Saint Dane, then back at me. "He looks worse." She smiled. "Awesome.”

“Crying that it's an application bug is like crying over the speed of light: you should deal with reality, not what you wish reality was.”

“I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate." – Saint Dane
Perhaps you should bite me." Bobby”

“If I could predict what my day would exactly look like, I would feel a little bit dead.”

“When program developers are not territorial about their code and encourage others to look for bugs and potential improvements, progress speeds up dramatically.”

“Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice. – You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"”

“Saint, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited.”