“If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.”

“The seed of God is in us, Meister Eckhart said. Pear seeds grow into pear trees, nut seeds into nut trees, and God seed into G o d .”

“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.”

“Is he nuts?"
"I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'."
"So that would be a yes.”

“But if I didn't have You as my guide, I'd still wander lost in Sinai.”

“The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.”

“God was finally going to believe
in a man both good and strong,
but good and strong
are still two different men.”

“The devil may seem clever and cunning, but he is still a creature of God. Therefore, God must take all the credits, both good and bad. But that means nothing to Him.”

“Ever since I entered Parliament in January, people have been asking me: Why have you gone into politics? As in: “Are you nuts?” No, I’m not nuts. This is my country, after all.”

“Faith! Have Faith! God is both doctor and medicine.”