“On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
The earliest source located is here http://books.google.com/books?id=kd41AQAAIAAJ&q=bisexuality#search_anchor, in the sidebar "Quotations According to Woody Allen" http://books.google.com/books?id=kd41AQAAIAAJ&q=%22quotations+according%22#search_anchor which appeared alongside the New York Times article "Everything You Wanted to Know About Woody Allen at 40" by Mel Gussow, 1 December 1975, page 33. Full text also available in Lakeland Ledger, 25 December 1975 http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=pUdNAAAAIBAJ&sjid=4foDAAAAIBAJ&pg=6578%2C6650273 on google news.
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