“I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.”

“If you're telling me they're horrible people, horrible racist people, I would certainly apologize, if you'd like me to do that.”

“Don't you think it would be wonderful to get rid of everything and everybody and just go someplace where you don't know a soul? Sometimes I feel like doing that. I really really want to do it sometimes.”

“The Republican establishment has decided they don't want any part of conservatism, and this is really not new. People surprise to hear this. But the republican party formative event of conservativism is Goldwater's landslide defeat. That's what they think of when they think "conservative". They don't think Reagan. They think Goldwater. They believe what the inside-the-Beltway philosophy is about conservatives: they're racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, Southern hayseed hicks. They're pro-lifers, they're embarrassing to have to go to convention with them, and they're just embarrassed to have those kind of people in the party.”

“As much as I feel sad, I think that not knowing is what really bothers me.”

“We're all a mishmash of extremes. I know that I have demons. I don't know if I want to get rid of them altogether, but I would like to experience them in a different way. Maybe go face to face with them. I've never really had the time to go to therapy. Well, here and there. But not enough to help me.”

“I don't know if they're really like everybody else, or if they're able to pretend they are.”

“Better sexy and racy
Than sexist and racist”

“You know I can get away with murder. The audience loves me.”

“I would like to travel light on this journey of life, to get rid of the encumbrances I acquire each day.”