“First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.”

“why don't you just get the bunny slippers with fangs Myrin?”

“You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires”

“If you chase him in a black nightie, first he’ll have sex with you…
and then he’ll run.”

“Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. So he said to his mother, "I am running away".
"If you run away", said his mother, "I will run after you. For you are my little bunny".”

“There's something strange about this big pink bunny…”

“I don't know how it is that you start working at something you don't like, and before you know it you're an old man.”

“You know how chickens are, imagining the world coming to an end one moment, then pecking corn the next.”

“As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?"
"Ask him where he got the boots."
"You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.”

“When insane things start to arrange themselves in sane patterns around you, you know you got problems.”