“A thinking woman sleeps with monsters.”

“We're sleeping underneath the bed to scare
The monsters out”

“An ocean without unnamed monsters would be like sleep without dreams.”

“Imagination is the golden-eyed monster that never sleeps. It must be fed; it cannot be ignored.”

“What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the dark? It would be like sleep without dreams.”

“Every man who is not a monster, a mathematician, or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.”

“A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries. But a woman who loves a man would sleep on a board”

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”

“Shaw: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
Shaw: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling over the price.”

“In the corner of the morning in the past
I would sit and blame the master first and last.
All the roads were straight and narrow
And the prayers were small and yellow.
And the rumour spread that I was aging fast.
Then I ran across a monster who was sleeping
By a tree.
And I looked and frowned and the monster was me.”