“People always have bad news for you when they call you “sir.””
Source: Mathematicians in Love (2006), Chapter 3, “Rocking with Washer Drop” (p. 101)
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Source: Buying a Fishing Rod for My Grandfather (2005), p. 105

“I have good news and bad news for you, my friend.”
Source: One Minute Nonsense (1992), p. 152
Context: "What can I do to see Reality as it is?"
The master smiled and said, "I have good news and bad news for you, my friend."
"What's the bad news?"
"There's nothing you can do to see — it is a gift."
"And what's the good news?"
"There's nothing you can do to see — it is a gift."

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“"You had no choice, sir." "There's always a choice."”
Lieutenant Robert Knowles and Captain Richard Sharpe on the destruction of Almieda's magazine, p. 239
Sharpe (Novel Series), Sharpe's Gold (1981)

Siempre has sido lista. Has visto lo malo de las gentes a cien leguas... Pero los hijos son los hijos. Ahora estás ciega.
Act II (ll. 833–835)
The House of Bernarda Alba (1936)