“A book is a loaded gun in the house next door.”

“You're a loaded gun”

“Load up on guns, bring your friends.”

“Western civilization is a loaded gun pointed at the head of this planet.”

“Tell me the truth, girl: how does the man next door ship out trailer-loads of material from a building ten times too small to hold the stuff?”

“The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly”

“There was that special smell made up of paper, ink, and dust; the busy hush; the endless luxury of thousands of unread books. Best of all was the eager itch of anticipation as you went out the door with your arms loaded down with books.”

“If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.”

“Secrets with girls, like loaded guns with boys,
Are never valued till they make a noise.”

“They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
If it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge that it was my fault, and I'll get sued”