“I said the thing which was not.”
            For they have no word in their language to express lying or falsehood. 
Voyage to Houyhnhnms, Ch. 3 
Gulliver's Travels (1726)
        
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                        “I never said most of the things I said.”
                                        
                                        "Portrait of the Artist as a Naughty Boy," interview with John Mortimer, In Character (1983), p. 97 
1980s
                                    
 
                            
                        
                        
                        Jerome Robbins in Heeley, David, producer and director. Fred Astaire: Puttin' on his Top Hat and Fred Astaire: Change Partners and Dance (two television programs written by John L. Miller), PBS, March 1980. (M).
“"Unprintable things!" I said - only I didn't say that. I really said them.”
Source: The Homeward Bounders (1981), p. 56.
                                        
                                         Interview with David Lander http://www.stereophile.com/interviews/1101ivor. Stereophile, 30 November 2003. 
2003
                                    
Source: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
 
                            
                        
                        
                        
                                        
                                        (laughs) Is that not the mantra of stand-up comedy? 
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)
                                    
 
        
     
                            