
“If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.”
As quoted in Details (1992-02).
Interviews (1989-1994), Print
Quoted in The Warren Buffett Portfolio: Mastering the Power of the Focus Investment Strategy (2000), p. 112, and Think, Act, and Invest Like Warren Buffett: The Winning Strategy to Help You Achieve Your Financial and Life Goals (2012), p. 22 <!-- also in -->
Context: I wouldn't mind going to jail if I had three cellmates who played bridge. … The approach and strategies [of bridge and stock investing] are very similar. In the stock market you do not base your decisions on what the market is doing, but on what you think is rational. With bridge, you need to adhere to a disciplined bidding system. While there is no one best system, there is one that works best for you. Once you choose a system, you need to stick with it.
“If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.”
As quoted in Details (1992-02).
Interviews (1989-1994), Print
“We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with.”
As quoted in More Sex Talk : A New Collection of Ribald, Raunchy, and Provocative Quotations (2002) by James Wolfe, p. 114; similar lines were also used in the comedic routines of Rodney Dangerfield.
Q Magazine, November 1992
Roger Keith "Syd" Barrett
The Glenn Beck Program
Premiere Radio Networks
2010-04-09
Beck: "I wouldn't be surprised if in our lifetime dogs and firehoses are released or opened on us"
Media Matters for America
2010-04-09
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201004090026
2010s, 2010
The Wheel of Fortune (1984), Part 1: Robert
"I never closed my eyes at all – I saw that ship sink. And I saw that ship break in half.
Interview from 1993, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD5J43Z9AWI, quoted in New York Times, 16 February 1996
“Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.”
"Yesterday", from Help! (1965)
Lyrics, The Beatles
“[I wouldn't mind turning into] a vermilion goldfish.”
At age 80, as quoted in Matisse (1984) by Pierre Schneider
Posthumous quotes