
1840s, Heroes and Hero-Worship (1840), The Hero As King
The Tale of Taleisin
Context: I have come to salvage Elphin's honor and his freedom. Taliesin am I, primary chief bard to Elphin.
Primary chief poet
Am I to Elphin.
And my native country
Is the place of the Summer Stars.
John the Divine
Called me Merlin,
But all future kings
Shall call me Taliesin.
1840s, Heroes and Hero-Worship (1840), The Hero As King
“King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as…'Johns!”
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"Grayson Has No Plans to Pull His Verbal Punches", Orlando Sentinet, October 30, 2009, http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/2009/10/grayson-no-plans-to-tone-down-the-verbal-strikes.html.
2009, Regarding himself
“Call me hardhearted, call me cynical, but please don't call me if they make Home Alone 3.”
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/home-alone-2-lost-in-new-york-1992 of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (20 November 1992)
Reviews, Two star reviews
“Call me bored, but don't call me boring.”
[199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org, 1997]
Usenet postings, 1997
Interview with Richard Bacon on XFM, 28 September 2006), as quoted in "Labour in shambles over leadership, says Cameron" in Western Mail (29 September 2006), p. 4.
2000s, 2006