“Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?”

“"What do you think?" "Sir?" "Frightening? Did you ever learn mathematics?" "Yes, sir." "So add up how many Frenchmen can actually use their muskets."”

“Did you ever notice how many survivors they have? Did you ever notice that? Everybody — every time you turn around, 15,000 survivors meet here; 400 survivors convention there. I mean, did you ever notice? Nazis sure were inefficient, weren't they? Boy, boy, boy!…You almost have no survivors that ever say they saw a gas chamber or saw the workings of a gas chamber…. they'll say these preposterous stories that anybody can check out to be a lie, an absolute lie.”

“May you be ever overwhelmed by how many people you love.”

“How many is there, John?.
Did you learn to whisper in a sawmill?”

“If this is how you treat your friends, no wonder you have so many enemies.”

“How many times did Jesus pray or how many times did he bow in private before God?”

“So many years of education yet nobody ever taught us how to love ourselves and why it’s so important.”

“I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.”

“Hatori: "That being said, Yuki… when did you become a woman?"

Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked so many times…”