“; Stephen Colbert”

“Allahpundit says Stephen Colbert bombed. (Angry lefties think he was brilliant, of course.)”

“Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state
that makes people want to flee the Earth?"

- Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones,
"The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005”

“[with Stephen Colbert, after presenting the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series to Ricky Gervais and being informed that Gervais was not there] Ricky Gervais couldn't be here tonight, so instead we're going to give this to our friend Steve Carell.”

“Having Colbert suggest that I was a fiction was pretty much one of the highlights of my writing career.”

“Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence… 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.”

“There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.”

““I’d rather have no Green seats and Stephen Harper lose, than a full caucus that stares across the floor at Stephen Harper as prime minister, because his policies are too dangerous,” she told the Toronto Star.”

“History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.”

“You behold in me, Stephen said with grim displeasure, a horrible example of free thought.”