“If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?”
John Mortimer (1923–2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter and author
Source: Where There's a Will: Thoughts on the Good Life (2003), Ch. 20 : Law or Justice
Source: Reminiscences of a Stock Operator (1923), Chapter X, p. 112
“If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?”
John Mortimer (1923–2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter and author
Source: Where There's a Will: Thoughts on the Good Life (2003), Ch. 20 : Law or Justice
Gertrude Stein (1874–1946) American art collector and experimental writer of novels, poetry and plays
Before the Flowers of Friendship Faded Friendship Faded (1931)
Slash (musician) (1965) British-American musician and songwriter
Interview with Rock Guitar Player Magazine, 2003.
Mobutu Sésé Seko (1930–1997) President of Zaïre
Mobutu, asked by a German journalist to justify the expense of his Concorde while the nation's economy was in crisis. Meredith, p. 532
Charles Mackay (1814–1889) British writer
"Differences", V
The Collected Songs of Charles Mackay (1859)
Terry Pratchett (1948–2015) English author
Response to a question asking if he would appear on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. ALCS News http://www.alcs.co.uk/News%20Events/ALCS%20News/News%20Stories/TerryPratchettInterview.aspx?template=/printerfriendly/alcs-newspf.aspx (May 2006) <br class="br">General sources
Rufus Wainwright (1973) American-Canadian singer-songwriter and composer
The One You Love
Song lyrics, Want Two (2004)