“(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.”
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108
Newsweek http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4824766/, May 3, 2004.
“(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.”
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108
Monologue, 19 February 2007 (U.S. Presidents Day)
The Tonight Show
“I want to reiterate my support for President Bush's goals for regime change in Iraq.”
New Hampshire Union-Leader, Fall 2002 http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070712/REPOSITORY/707120331/1043/NEWS01
“Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”
This is a misquotation: video footage shows Quayle saying:
Thank you very much Bob, Mr. President, Mrs. Bush, Dick Truly and fellow astronauts, and ladies and gentlemen.
Video, " Who is Dan Quayle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2K0-VItAk"
Misattributed
Variant: Science tells me God must exist.
My mind tells me I'll never understand God.
My heart tells me I'm not meant to.
[Vittoria Vetra]
Source: Angels & Demons
Song lyrics, Hounds of Love (1985), The Ninth Wave
In Following His Own Script, Webb May Test Senate's Limits, Washington Post, November 29, 2006, Michael D. Shear http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/28/AR2006112801582.html,