“Now smoking would be okey if when you sucked it in, you kept it in.”

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

“When you smoke (ganja) you don't want to war.”

“Because for you, quitting smoking would be like killing someone you love.”

“We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”

“When life sucks, read. They can't yell at you for that. And if they do, then you can ignore them.”

“When the burning coal stops emitting the smoke, then you will surely understand that the fire does not always need the presence of the smoke.”

“God.. crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!"”

“Hell no, you can't smoke for free!
White Dawg make you bounce when you want that weed.”

“If anyone ever asks you what panic is, now you can tell them: an emotional blank spot that leaves you feeling as if you've been sucking on a mouthful of pennies.”