“Ronald Reagan - "Grandpa Caligula"; "Ronald McReagan" - No More Coccoons”

“My grandpa always said asking a question is embarrassing for a moment, but not asking is embarrassing for a lifetime.”

Haruki Murakami book Kafka on the Shore

“Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!”

Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor

“Everybody's got the seam of goodness in them, Kit," said Grandpa. "Just a matter of whether it can be found and brought out into the light.”

David Almond book Kit's Wilderness

“Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

Debbie Macomber (1948) American writer

“Okay, Grandpa. I don't care about your Vietnam stories! Have you ever tried going into Molten Core with only four healers?”

PewDiePie (1989) Swedish YouTuber and video game commentator

“Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

“We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

“My grandpa sells condoms to sailors, He punctures the tips with a pin, My grandma does back-street abortions, My god how the money rolls in.”

Neil Gaiman book Fragile Things

“I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered.
Then you've started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.”

Brandon Mull (1974) American fiction writer