
“The best fights are the ones you don't have", a wise man once said to me.”
Source: The Affair
Aviendha
(15 October 1991)
“The best fights are the ones you don't have", a wise man once said to me.”
Source: The Affair
“I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"”
GQ Magazine - 75 Funniest Jokes of All Time (June 1999)
Virginibus Puerisque, Ch. 2.
Virginibus Puerisque and Other Papers (1881)
Context: Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and straight and dusty to the grave. Idleness, which is often becoming and even wise in the bachelor, begins to wear a different aspect when you have a wife to support.
Gakumon no Susume [An Encouragement of Learning] (1872–1876).
The Essays Or Counsels, Civil And Moral, Of Francis Ld. Verulam Viscount St. Albans (1625), Of Marriage and Single Life
“Any brother of mine and I make one person, as do a good man and his good wife.”
Mîn bruodr und ich daz ist ein lîp,
als ist guot man unt des guot wîp.
Bk. 15, st. 740, line 29; p. 369.
Parzival
Source: Why Men Are the Way They Are (1988), p. 148.