“He remembers when lizards were fish. Thats how old he is!”

“He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.”

“This next song is about… fish… just one singular fish… he was a lonely fish, but he died happy.”

“Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature.”

“Keep your head clear and know how to suffer like a man. Or a fish, he thought.”

“[…] Reptiles never stop growing, so before the Flood came, when the reptiles lived to be 900 years old, they would get to be really big. Dinosaurs were just big lizards that lived with Adam and Eve before the Flood came.”

“Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job.”

“When asked what he puts on his hair: "Mostly orphans' tears, old clock parts, lizard's tails, spit, the concept of freedom; all up there, all shooshed up right nice and tight, like a bonfire that's never actually burned… it mutters follicular oddities into my mind."”

“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”

“Jeeves lugged my purple socks out of the drawer as if he were a vegetarian fishing a caterpillar out of his salad.”