“Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.”
On achieving fame in Canada.
Source: Three Score and Ten
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Source: Eclipse of God: Studies in the Relation Between Religion and Philosophy (1952), p. 6
“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”
One-liners

2015, Address to the People of India (January 2015)

“America, you have it better than our continent, the old one.”
Amerika, du hast es besser—als unser Kontinent, der alte.
Wendts Musen-Almanach (1831)

“[on w:Diego Rivera:].. the one artist on this continent who is in the class of the old masters.”
Source: Brooks, Van Wyck. John Sloan: a Painter's Life. New York: E.P. Dutton & Co, 1955, p. 170
In Life and Journals of Kah-ke-wa-quo-nā-by: (Rev. Peter Jones,) Wesleyan Missionary http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Life_and_Journals_of_Keh-ke-wa-guo-n%C4%81-ba:_(Rev._Peter_Jones%2C)_Wesleyan_Missionary/Autobiography, quoted in: Rev. Ken Herfst Peter Jones - Sacred Feathers - and the Mississauga Indians http://www.frcna.org/messenger/Archive.ASP?Issue=200405&Article=1098711706 Free Reformed Churches of North America Messenger, May 2004.