“Then giving young Albert a shilling,
He said "Pop off back to the Zoo.
'Ere's your stick with the 'orses's 'ead 'andle,
Go and see what the Tigers can do!"”

"The Return of Albert", line 73.
Albert, 'Arold and Others (1938)

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