“I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults.”

“Yes, it's your fault I'm alive.”

“Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.”

“My faults will not pass into other hands through any fault of mine. I do not want another fault on my hands.”

“Heaven knows that I have done all that a mortal could do, to save the people, and the failure was not my fault, but the fault of others.”

“… really very critical of hereditary peers, but they — I mean — they've got their faults, but some of those faults have been in the family for generations.”

“My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year.”

“It's not their fault if, in the heat
Of their transactions, I repeat
It's not their fault if vampires meet
And gurgle in their spats.”

“If I have any justification for having lived it's simply, I'm nothing but faults, failures and so on, but I have tried to make a good pair of shoes. There's some value in that.”

“His only fault is that he has no fault.”
Nihil peccat, nisi quod nihil peccat.