“I can saw a woman in two.
But you won't want to look in the box when I do”
Warren Zevon (1947–2003) American singer-songwriter
"For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer"
Life'll Kill Ya (2000)
Richard Ames; chapter 19, p. 235
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls (1985)
“I can saw a woman in two.
But you won't want to look in the box when I do”
Warren Zevon (1947–2003) American singer-songwriter
"For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer"
Life'll Kill Ya (2000)
Cesare Pavese (1908–1950) Italian poet, novelist, literary critic, and translator
This Business of Living (1935-1950)
“How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!”
Jerry Sadowitz (1961) Scottish comedian
The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)
Gore Vidal (1925–2012) American writer
1990s, The Decline and Fall of the American Empire (1992)
Context: Every four years the naive half who vote are encouraged to believe that if we can elect a really nice man or woman President everything will be all right. But it won't be. Any individual who is able to raise $25 million to be considered presidential is not going to be much use to the people at large. He will represent oil, or aerospace, or banking, or whatever moneyed entities are paying for him. Certainly he will never represent the people of the country, and they know it. Hence, the sense of despair throughout the land as incomes fall, businesses fail and there is no redress.
Jane Fonda (1937) American actress and activist
Jane Would Have Been a Star Even as a Smith. Associated Press/Daytona Beach Morning Journal, 30 June 1963 http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=230eAAAAIBAJ&sjid=OcoEAAAAIBAJ&pg=3114,5294465&dq=the-institution-of-marriage-is-obsolete+fonda&hl=en
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer