“Hookers have to deliver on their promise… unlike politicians.”

“Many leaders promise, we deliver.”

“Formula for success: under promise and over deliver.”

“Every product and service is sold on the promise of a better future. The purpose of business is to deliver on the promise, and profit is the reward for doing so.”

“Deliver me from your cold phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands.”

“A professional politician is opportunistic and parasitic. For his survival, he must feed off his hosts. To convince the host to let him hook on and drain his lifeblood, the political hookworm must persuade enough of them to believe his deception. The energies of this political confidence trickster are thus focused on gaining voter confidence by promising what will never be delivered and what is impossible to deliver.”

“A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water”

“Some promises are best broken. Trust me on this: I’m a politician.”

“Government doesn’t louse up everything, but it sure louses up a lot of what it promises to deliver.”

“Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell after”