
“Whenever I hear of culture … I release the safety catch of my Browning!”
Wenn ich Kultur höre … entsichere ich meinen Browning!
Schlageter
"When I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver" was also is used in the 1981 Cannes Film Festival Award winner Mephisto spoken by a character known as "The General" in the English dubbed version.
Misattributed
Variant: "When I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver." Often attributed to Göring, who might have used such lines, these statements are derived from those in the play Schlageter by Hanns Johst: "Wenn ich Kultur höre … entsichere ich meinen Browning!" [Whenever I hear of culture... I release the safety-catch of my Browning!] (Act 1, Scene 1) The play was first performed in April 1933 for Hitler's birthday. Reported as a misattribution in Paul F. Boller, Jr., and John George, They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, & Misleading Attributions (1989), p. 36.
“Whenever I hear of culture … I release the safety catch of my Browning!”
Wenn ich Kultur höre … entsichere ich meinen Browning!
Schlageter
“When I hear the word Culture I take out my checkbook”
Words on an untitled artwork (1985)
A takeoff on the quote "Whenever I hear the word 'Culture,' I reach for my revolver," from Hans Johst, Schlageter (1933), act I, scene I (actual quote: Wenn ich Kultur höre … entsichere ich meinen Browning! [Whenever I hear of culture... I release the safety-catch of my Browning!])
Paraphrased from The Monkey Wrench Gang by Edward Abbey, '"When I heard the word 'culture,'" said Dr. Sarvis "I reach for my checkbook."' pg. 109
“When I hear the words "social responsibility", I want to reach for my gun.”
When receiving an award from an organization called Computer Professionals for Social Responsibility.
[Geeks Win: A survey of the oddballs who write the codes that make the 21st-century world go round, The New York Times Book Review, BR18, 03624331, 4 November 2001]
“Every time I hear the word culture I release the safety catch on my 9mm.”
Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall (2001)
“Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!”
The Sound of Silence
Song lyrics, Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. (1964)
"Fidelity"
Begin to Hope (2006)
Context: I never loved nobody fully
Always one foot on the ground
And by protecting my heart truly
I got lost in the sounds
I hear in my mind
All these voices
I hear in my mind all these words
I hear in my mind all this music
And it breaks my heart
It breaks my heart...
Source: Verses supposed to be written by Alexander Selkirk (1782), Line 9.